Apple has some iDeas
NEIRAD enilno edition
*Disclaimer: This article is an April Fool's article.
With Apple’s stocks plummeting because Steve Jobs is on medical absence, the company has looked towards their sick and delirious CEO for new product ideas. After a humongous car accident that sent Jobs over a cliff and into the ocean, it is amazing that the CEO is still alive today.
One of the ideas Jobs came up with is to purchase the state of Idaho, for an experimental Apple state.
Jobs had this to say about his plans to purchase Idaho, “The state already has an I in the front of it, so why not purchase it and build Apple stores and iHomes everywhere!”
This is obviously a huge purchase for the company, which plans on spending an estimated 2B on the state and the construction that will go on following the purchase.
Apple hopes that all of those people that purchase every new product that comes out every year will rent an apartment or buy a house in iDaho. Jobs has a master plan for how the state will function, with every town having a Starbucks and Apple store for the people to work with.
For all those consumers out there who buy the latest ipod even though they purchased one just a few weeks earlier, getting an apartment in iDaho is a no-brainer.
“The homes come in two colors, white and black, and they are a safe haven from all of the corruptive Microsoft products in the world,” said Jobs.
Apple customers love variety, and two colors is the widest variety of iHomes available.
