General C. Buckley

 

 

 

Born: December 22nd, 1978 – Williamstown, MA

 

Died – Unknown, but it is sure that he went out with a bang, probably poisoned by an angry student

 

Educated – General Buckley graduated from Goucher College in 2001. His tenure at the institution was memorable and he earned a degree in History. He also attended Johns Hopkins University and Western Connecticut State University.

 

General Buckley was one of the leading officers in the Teacher’s army. He became an officer in 2004 and quickly rose to the rank of general by 2007.

 

Battles he was involved in:

·         The battle of Period 8, June 7th, 2007 – On this date, Mr. Buckley led a charge of two men (Lt. M. Pavia was also there) against a groups of rebellious juniors who refused to take their final exam. General Buckley valiantly let Lt. Pavia in an attack armed only with scantrons and #2 pencils. The juniors were led by one J. Price (of whom little is known other then he was a supporter of the Yankees). General Buckley was tragically wounded when Lt. Pavia accidentally shot him (previous reports had stated that Buckley was injured by a paper football). Pavia was uninjured in the battle. The teachers were victorious in the battle of Period 8.

·         The Battle of Period 3 – October 24, 2007 – In this battle, General Buckley single handedly held off a horde of over 15 angry juniors who refused to surrender when he ordered them to work on their web-pages. General Buckley single handedly defeated the juniors and was awarded the Darien High School Medal of Honor for his efforts

o       The Darien High School Medal of Honor is awarded to teachers who defend rigor in an exceptional way. To date, General Buckley is the only teacher to have been awarded this honor.

 

Interesting Story –

It was reported that Buckley was seen once wearing the uniform of the enemy. This rumor was spread by his enemies but was quickly put down by Buckley supporters (of which he has many)

 

 

Bibliography

 

Buckley, Christopher N. The Autobiography of a Great American Teacher. Boston, MA. Yawkey Publishing, 2007.

 

Pavia, M. Why I shot Mr. Buckley with a Paintball. www.mrpaviaissorry.com. October 20,2007. October 25, 2007.